All is Well life is hell

Welcome To The End of The Rainbow

It might not be what you expected

Things aren’t always what they appear.

FTW DTK Sunset Park Style

Just so you know, we’re tired of it all

Once more unto the breach

We’re not here to sell you anything… yet.. but read on

no online store no selling products. Our platform integrates useless soul deadening information with some useful crap here and there..

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This site is always available

Analytics and Reporting

Stay on top of your life’s poor performance with real-time analytics.


Become CEO and declare moral bankruptcy for your own world

Make sure your world is yours.

Having a soul isn’t everything, so why keep it intact


Questionable Testimonial:

“I appreciated the 24/7 nausea and dry heaves!”

Ken R

CEO, FTW Inc.

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Drag and Drop Interface
Customizable Templates

Simple for everyone.

Our expert team ensures elegant, functional and visually pleasing stuff.. or not.

Still Alive?

Ummm plan

$12

/mo

Includes:

Apathy

0 collaborators

no support

Freelancer

Everything you need to start your freefall to the end of the rainbow

$29

/mo

Includes:

Apathy

0 collaborators

No support

1,000 requests

Startup

Everything you need to go broke

$59

/mo

Includes:

Extreme Apathy

0 collaborators

No support

5,000 requests

Ridicule in your blog

Ultimate

Everything you need to completely collapse

$99

/mo

Includes:

Unlimited Apathy

3 collaborators

No support

15,000 requests

✓ Unlimited Social Media Ridicule as well as Scorn

What our customers say

★★★★★

I’ve never been so unhappy!

My friends deny that they know me.

Sarah Johnson

Owner, Sarah’s Artisanal Bakery

Frequently Asked Questions

Simply reach out to our team, providing us with your vision, and we will swiftly develop a plan that will transform your dreams into a pile of never-ending shit.

Is it possible to adjust my life downward?

Absolutely, as long as you provide us with a minimum of 45 days’ notice, you can adjust your downward spiral up to two times without any additional charges.

Tell me more about your cancellation policy.

Any traumatic life events rescheduled within 45 days of the original date will require full payment for perishable items, plus any cash you have on hand. However, we always strive to collaborate with you.

How does the billing process work?

We’ll come to your home or business with 2 very large persons who haven’t eaten and have a bad attitude to boot!

What is the process for managing guest invites?

We don’t actually have that so fuck off.

Can I receive a receipt for my order?

huh?

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